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[ sharrpi | 7/03/2004 10:49:00 PM ]

Tuesday, June 22

sharifa,u reallie noe how to enjoy live..everybody say to me . nvm.i am juz here to summarize my holidae..jian tao jian tao yi xia.wanted to rest for one dae,the first dae of the hols,but ended up rotting for 3 weeks.done nth much havent touched any hw,i noe got alot i noe .i noe,just usual stuff like tv marathon,watching mr bean now ,he is SO CUTE,[ squeezes cheeks viciously]juz like ZJH..
oh.had music camp,it was,was,erm..weird? ppl got there like 1/2 to 1 hour b4 reporting time,i didnt noe it was that appealing.with 6 by 6 cm tuna sandwiches,with dying orchid flowers on the tuna sandwich tray display,pratically decomposing rite b4 our eyeballs, for breaks and a pack of sth.and water,that controls ur blood volume,lubricates joints and eyes,transports hormones?or is it nutrients?appetite supresser,dehydration preventer,liquid matter,for a healthy beverage.actually it was reallie quite fun,not that tedious,not too much slogging,abit of slacking,okae,mabbeh a bit more,no,mabbeh abit less.
first was quek quek's talk.ahh appreciation for the chinese classical music,arhh..?erm, sensually and rationally.his really good,he was explaining one of the pieces we were playing-ZHONG YUAN LUO GU-.then we had,break then practice -ndall-he rellie can hide it well,actuallie he shld be puking at how horribly we were playing.he is reallie,quite alot of patience..if only liu bin was 10 %like him.can almost sae buhbye to c.o.p.if he was snco's conductor,onlie better.
oh the best part is ZHAO JIAN HUAAAA?!!so cutee?!!!.he is so prroooo.he plays erhu like he breathes with it or sth..he teaches us the thing is if u dun noe how to play juz hun guo qu.as long as u play the 1 and last note of the thing u are hun-ing u will fit in juz fine.and did i mention he is so cute?.he teaches quite well,and he is verie straight forward,unlike the encouraging quek,hu will saeif we improve abit,zjh goes..and he lets the other ppl luff at u..when we play,he will hop 6 metres across the room swaying his arms downwards,eyes bulging and grining painfully .he also has a brain,he stood one side and made everybody get up to the front to conduct,so we all had practicing chances..this guy hu conducted in threes,said 1,2,3,2,2,3,3,2,3.and everyone abt to start when he laughed at the guy he was the onlie one laughing at the way he conducted.aiyoh,so insulting.and he promised not to laugh again.he is so chao cool.a bit mean.but still better than pineapple.loads.loads.and cuter..okae..

[ sharrpi | 6/22/2004 12:32:00 AM ]

Saturday, May 29

juz visited clsblog

some quotes frm a certain subject tcher mrs seah!!..SO CUTE


"When you ask a question, everybody will learn. *slams down duster* Have you learnt?"

Beatrice: "Shit."
Mrs Seah: "Don't shit here, the toilet is there."

"From today onwards you are wiser."

"Huifang! Beware! From today onwards I know who is Huifang!"

"Don't talk Beatrice! Don't make me so sad! And make your friends feel so deprived!"

"Hey 5 Elephant! (question 5e) 5 Elephant is looking at you. Look at it."

"Where's your book hello? If you don't feel guilty you're not human."

"Don't challenge me!"

"If you didn't bring your worksheet, too bad! Just sit there and meditate on what injustice you have done to yourself and your parents!"

"Meiling and Nicole can you plase stop talking? I am very disturbed."

"It's VERY serious! When I see an EQUAL SIGN, I'm FUMING MAD!"

"Don't scratch your head and talk about other things! *to jiaming*

"If anyone talk, I will touch her - cannot beat ah - touch her with my chalky hand."

"If you do wrong, and you laugh, never mind, God will punish you."

"You must have the integrity to do your maths homework!"

"No! Wrong! That's why I want to jump down! You're not listening!"

"Use yellow chalk! Yellow is beautiful!"

"Who still wants to ask? Anymore askers?"

"Do you have the moral courage to raise your hand?"

"Right?" *pause* "Yes, that's right, teacher."

"Question b, d, f, and h. A boy caught a dog and a frog and sat on a hippo."

"I'm sorry I'm right and you're wrong."

"No order? You are so disordered."

[ sharrpi | 5/29/2004 12:28:00 AM ]

Friday, April 2

hm.
stagnant little blog
neglected for so long
juz like a pair of socks
lalalalalalalala .. dong?
sheesh,it doesnt rhyme.


fine.sorrie for being so evil recently..wo bian huai le.
yesh.i am a meanie,evil, atrocious, bad, baneful, base, beastly, bitchy, calamitous, corrupt, damnable, depraved, destructive, disastrous, execrable, flagitious, foul, harmful, hateful, heinous, hideous, iniquitous, injurious, loathsome, low, maleficent, malevolent, malicious, malignant, nefarious, no good, obscene, offensive, pernicious, poison, rancorous, reprobate, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sinful, spiteful, ugly, unpleasant, unpropitious, vicious, vile, villainous, wicked, wrathful, wrong,accursed, atrocious, bad, brutish, cloven-footed, cursed, damnable, demoniac, demonic, detestable, diabolic, diabolical, evil, execrable, fiendish, hellborn, hellish, infernal, iniquitous, Mephistophelian, nefarious, satanic, serpentine, unhallowed, villainous,adversary, archfiend, beast, Beelzebub, brute, common enemy, dastard, diablo, dybbuk, enfant terrible, Evil One, fiend, hellion, imp, knave, Mephistopheles, monster, ogre, rogue, scamp, scoundrel,
however...i am actuallie angelic, cherubic, godlike, good, saintly, virtuous moral, righteous, sinless, upright,adorable, archangelic, beatific, beneficient, celestial, cherubic, devout, divine, entrancing, ethereal, godly, good, heavenly, holy, humble, innocent, lovely, otherworldly, pure, radial, rapturous, righteous, saintly, self-sacrificing, seraphic, virtuous, angelic, believing, blessed, chaste, clean, consecrated, dedicated, devoted, devotional, devout, divine, faithful, faultless, glorified, god-fearing, godlike, godly, good, hallowed, humble, immaculate, innocent, just, knee-bending, moral, perfect, pietistic, pious, prayerful, pure, revered, reverent, righteous, sacrosanct, sainted, saintlike, saintly, sanctified, seraphic, spiritual, spotless, sublime, uncorrupt, undefiled, untainted, unworldly, upright, venerable, venerated, virtuous..and did i mentionangelic, cherubic, godlike, good, saintly, virtuous moral, righteous, sinless, upright,adorable, archangelic, beatific, beneficient, celestial, cherubic, devout, divine, entrancing, ethereal, godly, good, heavenly, holy, humble, innocent, lovely, otherworldly, pure, radial, rapturous, righteous, saintly, self-sacrificing, seraphic, virtuous, angelic, believing, blessed, chaste, clean, consecrated, dedicated, devoted, devotional, devout, divine, faithful, faultless, glorified, god-fearing, godlike, godly, good, hallowed, humble, immaculate, innocent, just, knee-bending, moral, perfect, pietistic, pious, prayerful, pure, revered, reverent, righteous, sacrosanct, sainted, saintlike, saintly, sanctified, seraphic, spiritual, spotless, sublime, uncorrupt, undefiled, untainted, unworldly, upright, venerable, venerated, virtuous?
to ****-sorrie for being such an evil partner -_-
to shu zui..i shall :let u poke me wif wadever weapons,lethal or illegal,
squirt me wif that water bottle,disfigure me wif my pen knife,scar me wif me pens,destroy my stuff,scribble on my workshits and books and TABLE,
without protesting or irritated or angry .i will smile nicely.and appreciate wadever -wadever vandalisation, insults,critisisms..even the most deadly,excruciating pain u can resort to inflict on me.
reallie.
i will try my best not to make u feel irritated and disgusted wif me kae??but i insist u should do the same...okae fine i noe u find it unbelievable and stupid that i cant even start an account in gb. :p
sorrie everybodie:for making you all wait so long after dismissal,i noe i take my time to pack my stuff slowly.its juz that there are to many distractions.and they are distracting.
yar.
i guess
:for being so indecisive and waste ur precious time..yar i noe u have better things to do than to fall asleep waiting.
:for being so disgusting.i noe i cant drink without sth drooling out of my mouth.i dint choose to me like dat, bcus i am born liddat.okae mabbeh no.
:for making a mess in everything i do.
:for playing and fixing concoctions during meal times.and end up wif u ppl losing ur appetite.i cant help it.its like nicotine.its juz so appealing,i cant it waste rite?its going to end up mixed in the bin aniewae.okae.sorrie.
:for sounding so 'perverted'.i wasnt born liddat.its called the order of nature.the theory is actuallie a psychologically indirect way of meaning that ni ye shi hor.if u werent,u would not get it in the first place rite??rite??
:for vivi:sorrie for making u wait wait wait wait wait wait.and wait,after skool,after cca,and 76dds,i noe u got better things to do like play ffx2,watch cartoons[animes],read flame of recca ,and slp.eat.drink.wadever u find joy in.and i oso not play wif the mud and soil along the pavements and pick up snails chew and non-biodegradable stuff :p
enuff ornot?kae? :p for this i shall sae tt mr lee and susu roxs. :)

[ sharrpi | 4/02/2004 05:05:00 PM ]

Sunday, March 7

You are compelety different from what any of us
could ever be. There is nothing to discribe
what path you have chosen, but you are nothing
like an angel or a human. Hope for the best...


What Different Kind of Angel are you...? ( Anime-ish pics )
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[[ well its either this or the twisted angel one. i am a deformed creature or sth]]

Your sign of frustration is....Well, nothing. You
never get frustrated, which is very odd.
Nothing bothers you, and you act very sensible
when you are faced with a problem. Remember
though, that it is alricertain occasions, for it is only natural.


What sign of frustration are you?
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[bleah]

You should be wearing the colour....Purple! Purple
creates mystery, and is associated with
royalty. You are a very interesting person,
and have a variety of friends. Purple, would
look great on you!


What colour should you be wearing?
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[ sharrpi | 3/07/2004 01:18:00 AM ]

Friday, February 20

romantic verses
roses are red,violets are blue
sugar is sweet ,and so are you.
but the roses are wilting,and violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty,and so is your head.

of loving beauty you float with grace,
if onlie you could hide your face.

after you my love,my onlie prize
would be a bullet between my eyes

kind, intelligent,and hot
describes everything u r not

i want to feel your sweet embrace,
but please dun take the paper bag of ur face

i love ur face, ur smile ,and ur eyes
damn,i am good at telling lies

everytime i see ur face,
i wish i were i outerspace

my darhling,my lover,my beautiful wife
marrying u screwed up my life

i see your face when i am dreaming,
thats y i alwaes wake up screaming

my feelings for u ,no words can tell,
except for mabbeh go to hell?:

[ sharrpi | 2/20/2004 09:19:00 PM ]

oh.so that was my password.

[ sharrpi | 2/20/2004 05:38:00 PM ]

Saturday, January 31

You are Patrick, you enjoy food and simple
pleasures, you may not be the brightest, but
you are the best part of anyone's day.


What Character from spongebob squarepants are you?
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[ sharrpi | 1/31/2004 03:27:00 AM ]

snort*
wahaha.
life is getting weirder weirder and weirder.
i am getting more and more sadistic ,atrocious, barbarian, barbaric, brutal, brutish, coarse, cruel, ferocious, heartless, ignorant, inhuman, inhumane, monstrous, primitive, rough, rude, ruthless, truculent, uncivil, uncivilized, uncouth, uncultured, unsophisticated, vicious, vulgar, wicked, wild, wolfish
pe r v e r t e d.
snort*
and i dunoe y i keep snorting the day throughout.
lets see wadd happened todae?oh yar cheena spelling test.snort*had to memorise wadd johnny said.that old turd.
zhizhiweizhizhi,buzhiweibuzhi,shizhiye.
so chim.
and wadd.
i am getting more and more moronic and mentally unstable.and verie chidun.
sumone said i got laorenchidaizhen. ...
-losing my touch
but at least i didnt lose my common sense,bcus i have nvr had one.snort*
i love www.happytreefriends.com
i am so addicted to the episodes.cute horror.cute lil bunnies squrriels and lil furry frens geting brutally murdered .when i saw it i was like 'omigawd?!'its so disgusting ,but i like it the theme song is reallie cute,the whole thing is so farnie.highly recommended,i reallie regret not noe-ing it earlier.i am so shibai.
yay.orientation nxt week .hoo.ray.i alwaes get bombed during water games,i have not bombed anybodie in my life,see i am so nice..mabbie u ppl r more sadistic than i am ,haiyo wuyaokejiu.get to noe the new members.but actuallie rather have sectionals wif piney,eeee.nono.
the horrifying nitemares,i rmbered lst time i we were playing this game where we had to stand on chairs,buthen every was so scaredstiff of ploping on the floor to the extent that they were like pulling each other's clothes.its so dang.-_-"
they were like pulling each others' shorts .not down lah.but towards them.wadd do u think they can observe if they look down?well,if u r wearing sth it wunt be that bad.buthen..if u r not..then they will be looking at ur xiao pipi.
/-_-\ -nth happens
/!_!'\ -revealed.wif shock.
/o_0"\ -fasicinated by the view.
/*_*"\ -peeping intently.
/@_@"\ -observing every inch.
/ +_+"\ -feeling gulity
[P U N I S H M E N T]
/X_x"\ -pukes and chokes
[X_X] -rots and dies
okae,mabbie i am exaggerating a lil,i dun think we r that perverted rite?
well.
snort*

[ sharrpi | 1/31/2004 01:57:00 AM ]

Tuesday, January 27

yay..slacking in the com lab...haiz..
:p

[ sharrpi | 1/27/2004 12:25:00 PM ]

Sunday, January 25

Did you wake up this morning?:	bcus i was forced to
Are you/aren't you employed?:	bcus i am self employed
Are you with/without the person you love?:	snort*
Do people attempt things they think they can't do?:	some ppl are juz intellectually challenged and dead between ears,u cant blame them.not everyone is like me u noe.argh y am i so thick skin?
Do people hate each other?:	envy.jealousy.fear.revenge.or bcus u wear green pants
Do people love each other?:	mentally unstable .in an unconcious state of mind
Do so many people have jobs that they hate?:	bcus they dun turn into millionaires wif their jobs.
In the case of miscarriage, do we say that the mother "lost the baby"?:	we cant sae 'ate the baby'
Doesn't Communism work?:	bcus it cant function properly like my brain
Do you like your favorite band?:	do u hate green pants?
Do you like your favorite food?:	do u hate brinjals wif garlic?
Do you practice/not practice Public Displays of Affection?:	P.D.A?
Do you want to leave/stay?:	i want to be alive
Ask why?:	bcus they dun speak greek.

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[ sharrpi | 1/25/2004 03:57:00 AM ]

What comes to mind when you hear..
..snow?:	beckham-dwarfs-7-snowhite
..rain?:	bow
..tornado?:	icecream
..summer love?:	winter hate
..Jon?:	athan
..Mike?:	jordan
..Shea?:	sheeshee
..banana?:	peel
..dizzy?:	peezy
..Laura?:	laurier
..Juan?:	a .frm the pearl
..car?:	cheng
..white?:	impure
..peppermint?:	yummie
..New Found Glory?:	dead j.c
..placebo?:	hospital
..orange juice?:	choke.die.rot
..candid camera?:	smack it
..sister?:	female
..brother?:	bear
..hate?:	j.c
..school?:	sngs
..President?:	kk
..football?:	blitzball.tidus.yuna.auron.SARUMAN.
..rap?:	e.grape
..pop?:	cicle.yummie icecream.
..rock?:	stone.mouldy.greenpants
..punk?:	sum41!!!
..sex?:	peanutbutter and egg-bananapuree
..death?:	biodegrading
..baby?:	pampers
..duuude?:	totally!babe in the city.
..the end?:	yay.the mux decent part of life

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[ sharrpi | 1/25/2004 03:44:00 AM ]

Act your age:	be hu and wad u are.be natural.THATS kewl
Born on what day of the week:	thatdae,saintsharrpi'sdae
Chore you hate:	waking up
Dad's name:	mr.husband of wife-father of child
Essentail make-up item:	my brain
Favorite actors/actresses:	spongebobsquarepants
Gold or sliver:	as long as it is not c.o.p.
Hometown:	still exists
Instruments you play:	piano.recorder.erhu.ZHONGHU.yangqin?forgetliao.
Job title:	retired member of the exquistie clean and green committee.now the member of the prestigious management council.in other words[da za]bu chuo arh..quite wei feng leh.
Kids:	yummie
Living arrangements:	as long as it is not a funeral arangement
Mom's name:	mrs.wife of husband- mother of child
Number of socks you own:	the left one of pair no.4
Overnight hospital stays:	the first few nites when i was born
Phobia:	Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.and Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Quote you like:	[therefore lay bare bosom.aye his breats]
Religious affiliation:	snort*huh?
Siblings:	either,brother,sister,twin,step,half,heterosexual,homosexual,bisexual,transexual ,alive or dead.
Time you woke up today:	1205
Unusual habits:	breathing
Vicious thing you've done:	showered my limited mercy on jennycaliper.and ate my veggies
Worst habit:	procrastination
X-rays you've had:	haha.none.i noe tt when i am 40 i have to go for tt mamogram thingie.-winks at xin
Your favorite season:	durian season.yay!
Zodiac sign:	horsie

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[ sharrpi | 1/25/2004 03:32:00 AM ]

Is your name?:	sharifa
Do you like to be called?:	sharrpi
Is your favorite nickname someone else has for you?:	sharrpipi
Is your least favorite?:	pongponghair
Is the name of the first pet you had?:	da,zhong ,xiao
Is the town that you live in?:	dingdongbelllybutton
Is the meaning of life?:	live to noe the existence of peanuts and die later.
Does God look like (if he exists)?:	nothing like j.c
Is the worst thing someone can do to someone else?:	puke on her face
Makes you say that?:	bcus i dun like ppl puking on my face,unless u do
Would you die for?:	y wld i die for anything?luozhaos.redbutts.coke
Would you can't you be trusted with?:	constipation
Would you call your "superpower"?:	me
Are you thinking right now?:	slping

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[ sharrpi | 1/25/2004 02:58:00 AM ]

Saturday, January 24

TOP 11 WAYS TO AVOID HAMSTER ATTACKS

1) Avoid dark alleys that smell like wood chips.


2) Stay away from tiny exercise wheels.


3) Never cover your entire body in Cheez-Whiz, then roll around in sunflower seeds.


4) Do not play Cher'S Greatest Hits?on your boom box. This music has been known to make gerbils turn evil, and may have a similar effect on hamsters.


5) Always carry ten to twelve angry cats with you wherever you go.


6) Dont act like a nut. Hamsters enjoy the taste of nuts, and your actions might make them hungry. Also, please refrain from going bananas?


7) Hamsters generally dont like the smell of dog poop. So, as a precaution, it is probably a good idea to roll around in dog poop as often as possible.


8) Do not dress entirely in red clothing. You might be mistaken for a giant apple, which most hamsters consider to be a delicious treat. Instead, whenever possible, dress up like a giant plate of sauerkraut (which many hamsters find unappetizing).


9) If you are attacked by a hamster, curl up into a ball and lie motionless on the ground. Most hamsters dont live past the age of three, so be patient. Chances are you will outlive them.


10) If a hamster is chasing you, climb up a tree and hang onto one of the branches. But be forewarned: if the hamster waves at you, DO NOT WAVE BACK (it is an old hamster trick which might make you fall out of the tree).


11) Hamsters are afraid of lions, so it might be a good idea to cover your body with steak sauce and lock yourself in a cage with extremely hungry lions.

[ sharrpi | 1/24/2004 08:55:00 PM ]

Oh u sick sick ppl
U shameless creatures
U lil perverted and disgusting lil toot toots
u. U.... argh [read the next paragraph passionately and dramatically for effects, but if anything happens to u, like if u puke or whatsoever, I dun think I will bear the consequences. so dun overdo it if u r vulnerable to this type of sick stuff.]
.i feel like gouging out ur eyeballs and squishing them till ur boogers and snot starts to ooze out of your fairly hairy nose, covering ur whole body is covered entirely, like a greenish glistening behemoth, filling the air wif the sounds of gooey bursting bubbles. Eyes and nose dripping wif warm, greenish custard-like mucus., arms caked wif massive globs of crispy ,shimmering snot,everything u touched would leave behind a chunky trail of moist excretion. Squishing and sloshing as u advance towards a certain direction, each gooey step u take will coat the floor wif a foamy trail of slime and everything u touch, becomes wet and encrusted wif warm bubbling, syrupy phlegm. When u come to a stand still, generous helpings of yellowish, pudding-like goo slowly dribbles down r collecting into creamy, gelatinous puddles. The puddles themselves are slightly transparent and speckled wif thick, shimmering nose hairs and dark red chunks o coagulated blood
How cld u? u r so er xin.ahhhhh.so hentai.my dear kachengs..
Ohwells.i can’t blame u though, I am oso liddat, wad can i sae?
it runs in the genes. [Nodds]
ah crap.
Woo. Pee
How is everyone’s’ newyr?mine was so –so lar.
I feel bad for saeing this but ppl out there u r verie fortuanate that u get to collect angpaos .u mux zhen xi ur good fortune.my angpaos are so..malnourished ,the red package is juz a disguise.to hide the darker side.
U r filled wif excitement, ur fingers tingles wif life,ur eyebrows wriggles profusely ,and u bit ur lip,in hope to get a blank check,ur eyes r bright and sparklie ,it feels like u r going to pee ur pants any moment.buthen, as u start to undress it,u finally unveiled the truth!ur heart stops beating ,u stop blinking and u noe lar..ur face pales ,and ur eyes widen wif horror ,twitching fervently like a deformed child,a piercing shriek slips through ur mouth that is covered wif crumps and left behinds of the cuttlefish u were stuffing ur self juz now.words of profanity and curses fills the air,as u collapse on the floor,u r now limpy and tramautized for u got ur self a piece of monopoly playset fake money play piece in ur angpao.THE HORROR,THEHORROR!
Ppl now a daes r financially inadequate ,is that how I should sae it??I dun noe,so I muz learn to ti liang ta men.for it is the tots and sincerity that counts.yay.
Yepps,and one more thing, I dun crush anie bodie hor.it is ur fantastically wild imagination,ur hallucination,juz dun hu si luan xiang okae??! Lol.

[ sharrpi | 1/24/2004 08:30:00 PM ]

Wednesday, January 21

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
haha.
happie cheena new year!!yay!happie angpao collecting.happie face-cramming,happie happie me.
whee!!:p
slept late last nite so woke up late in the morning.wahh.supposed to wake up at five butthen as usual i juz scratched my face and when back for a lil nap.buthen i woke up to hear my father calling my mother then i realised i over
slept by 1 1/2 hrs. 0_0
i had to rush to take my skool bus i intiallie dowan to take.the uncle waited like
for so long .wahh.i feel so paiseh (*_*")
then got the performance thingie.so xian.
b4 the yanchu,we were tiao-ing the ying and tu-ing the gong.
wahh.i reallised that all the er hus i tu-ed de gong so yellow.and un-tu-ed
tsktsk.
i so shibai arh.after a few mths my tu-ing skills has gone to the baboons.tu-ed so long the gong still so yellow,feel so tui bu qi to them.muz tu more often,and not tou lan when ppl ask me to help them tu.and my tiao ying is so horrid.
yay.i caught a live grasshoper in the music rm 2dae.wahh.buchuo arh..
actuallie a used a song xiang box which has holes in the bottom..feel so guo ying buthen i feel so mean.aniewae,had fun scaring ppl wif the grasshopper.so shuang leh.next time i shall try to catch a bigger one.but make sure it doesnt get ya bian by ppl like this poor grass hopper .bei chan de zhao yui.
orh. yar.
when i was lining up for the performance.then feel so bo liao so the zhonghu ppl and da de played zhong ji mi ma.hah.zhong bu liao wo .but then poor linfeng.xinj dared her to force me to sae '---' to mo2mo3ren.er.wahh.so evil.try to saboh a innocent and helpless me.haiz.ni men yi ge liang ke,mei you yi ge shi hao dong xi...meanie poots.aniewae.i didnt do any thing.butthe mo2mo3ren bu nai fan,then she said'---'.i felt so tiao*.its so thought-provoking and unexpected.(@_@')... not like aniebodie was forcing her..nan dao...
its so obvious that she was juz joking lah.haha.jiangjiang jiu shuan le.chey.not much lar.dun noe y but.i was calm cool and collective.,as u can all see todae.man,dun get so ji dong ma.relax man.heh heh. cannot lang bie ren wu hui wo she lai zhen de .reallie.yepps.
wah.my father like xing qing shuang ,jiu buy a vaccum cleaner for me?y wld i nit a vaccum cleaner for?its like trying to sae like,:ah gurl ah,work towards ur ultimate goal to be a expert vacum cleaner,and conquer all battles and obstacles against the ahsohs and ah peis,and dominate the cleaning industry and using my 13 year old brain that is brimming wif useless knowledge ,i shall rule the world,juz like saruman. yay.aniewae,of course it belonged to my mum lar .then hor,i rmb telling him i like junk food,then he bought 11 huge pack of LAYS.wah.
so 0_0.1 is alreadie too much liao.11.thnx man!mox prob going to fen to ppl.
i feel so xing fu.
sae of the dae:life is like but a piece of well structured and delicate shit.its juz weird .
happie cny 2 everybody hu reads this verie sentence and everybody hu is trying to read this sentence but donoe how to read this sentence ,and everybodie hu would like to read this sentence but did not read this this sentence and everybody hu is not going to read this sentence,in other words happie cny to everyone,even j.c.see?i so wei da and nice to u todae.oh yar,u and donkey were like wearing a pink top and black bottom to dae to support snco ,we noe u adore us and want to be juz like us ,and u can oso camoflage among us.yay .for that i shall not curse u todae,i shall shower u my limited mercy on u.for i am wei da the da hao ren.
oh yar.i chopped my hair .its so deformed,distorted and so...ji xing and pian tai.looks so disgusting and pervectic and er xin.now i look like a gross little rotten mushroomhead that is intellectuallie challenged.and all thanks to my poor decision making skills.
everybodie,lets be more of a butt-scratching primate and less of a lamp chop.
alll the best
wahaha.
;p

[ sharrpi | 1/21/2004 02:27:00 PM ]

Friday, January 9

Silly; hehehohohaha


What facial expression are you?
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[ sharrpi | 1/09/2004 10:11:00 PM ]

You are Diet Coke with a twist of lemon. You are
crazy!!! You like doing strange things and you
laugh a lot. You probably hang out with people
who are either completely different to you or
you and all your friends turn up to school in
your pyjamas. You are very funny.


What type of coke are you?
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[ sharrpi | 1/09/2004 10:07:00 PM ]

wahaha.so long havent blog liao.aiyar,becoming more and more lazie,onlie noe how to scratch me lazie bums.not like anyone gives a damn.verie depress.came back frm taekwando earlie todae cause sundae is the stupid exam liao.i am going to kong3 kar4 kiao3 alreadie.todae got there.wah,the pair of blackbelt couple,'dropdead gorgeous'peepeeboy and'butt-licking beautiful' peepeegirl,broke up or sth,to dae he2 hao3 liao3.yay.congrats man.but tt is like good news to them but not us bcus now they are stricter and more evil.argh.crap.i still dun noe my tagoons.everything so sloppy and kanasai.and plus that irritating jellybean kept picking on me.walau.it all bcus of him,he dammmn sickening.he onlie picks on me.those lil kids infront also does it wrongly,but he has to pick me.todae he found some kind of sparklie-paper baton.he picked it up,wriggles his eyebrows.and used it to hit ppl butts.gou4 pian4 tai4.so xia4liu2.bu4zhi1 hao2 dai3.he went around wagging that thing into ppl's faces like a old man wif a walking stick or sth.and checked if we tied our belts properly,etc.man,usually we have to do 20 push ups.he is so sick.going ard se4 se4 di4 can4 zhe4 wo3 men2.argh.i think i am going to stop this shit temporarily.argh.dun noe y am i so vulgar todae.i think i have to go bang my head against the wall to atone for my sins.sorrie dudes.

[ sharrpi | 1/09/2004 09:07:00 PM ]

Friday, January 2

SPARING SUXX!!!
hate it.

its reallie nth but i dun like kicking my partner.its not nice to inflict pain on others unless the other's person's name is j.c...[grin evily][wriggle eyebrows]
haiz,sianx,tmr is the ccafair.hav to reallie do our best bcus' c.o isnt a very 'attractive'or popular a cca,sum ppl thinks it is very malu and i dunoe lar.
my mother is so evil.
i was eating chocolate ice cream and EVERYONE was looking at me.then she said i am not going to tell u wads on yr face.
0_0
haiz.

[ sharrpi | 1/02/2004 10:41:00 PM ]

Thursday, January 1

holidaes r over man.
haizz.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from shadows will spring;
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,
The crownless shall be king.
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
And all the while I sit and think
Of times that came before,
I listen for returning feet,
And voices at my door.



Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
-jrr tolkien.
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[ sharrpi | 1/01/2004 07:31:00 PM ]

ooo.hiakhiak.went to skool yesterdae for spring cleaning.AND more importantly the posting of classes.i am actuallie quite kia i might b separated frm my fwens.[pouts].eh.i got tis gut feeling i was going to tis certain cls.i went to 2 TRUTH,wif vennecia,siewhua,charisse,rina,and daphne.bu chuo buchuo plus i ppl i knew[chersiew,venetta,pamie!!pamie is me zhonghu soulmate arh!!zhong hu rox arh.yeah!!angela]other then chersiew,venetta,pamie and angie r frm CO bu xing de shi.xin and shiying went to 2unity,their classrm was a cute lil container.looks like chinese newyear deco.i dunoe but how would they feel to be trap in a box?reminds me of a cockroach banging its lil head on the wall clawing the wall craving for popiah.but at least they got aircon.vivi went to 2faith wif cris winnie and i dun noe hu else out there,they got ms okae as their form teacher.i rmb cris doesnt like ms okae.[shakes head]huichi went to 2 grace,xiao de went to loyalty,haiz.shipei and tammy and the smarty-panties went to 2diligence.garnet ,martina and kah ying went to wisdom.and blah.i got a guy form teacher.AGAIN.my mum tells me his nick is ah ming,huh?the orangutan?[wriggles eyebrow]tis better be good.becus i got a j.c last year and it was pretty.pretty awful.and he bcame my most hated peep.poor 1justice04 .god save the peeps.we shall now say a prayer and to pray for protection for those poor things ,we shall give them hope,light their paths,so they will walk the rite way and not trip and fall in to the longkang where evil lurks.we pray.those poor poor souls.i noe how it feels to be disgusted by those green pants. those mouldy green pants. those monstrous mouldy green pants.may their souls be warned,protected and unharmed.[shakes butt]waha.spring cleaning- actuallie my class didnt do any cleaning,thats wad i heard la.the unfortunate first 5 registers of each class had to report to the hall for extra dutywo jiu shi ne me bu xing de.bei chan de zhao yu.[shakes butt]but ended up not doing anie thingie aniewaes.had a lil chit chat wif i-dun-noe-wads-her-name heh heh.
then got c.o at 11 to 1+.i am quite satisfied wif my specstand classroom.[nods head and drools]bu chuo buchuo.though there is no air con but got the zhi ran feng.it is really roomy and airy.i have been there for c.o practices for a year.and it is so near to the music room!!weee!but it is one of the furthest clsrm frm the canteen[rubs tummie]and oso verie noisy.
c.o yepps.had dazu.lalala.yanpimens werent there so xinpi ,pamie and i had to fend for ourselves.in the end most of the pieces there was onlie sound frm xinpi.wo tai shi bai le!sharrpi is a peabrain.sharrpi is a dumbdumb.sharrpi is a saint.sharrpi is great.sharrpi wansui!went home late like 1850hrs.like pai kia.
yaoyao pigu qu slpslp!

[ sharrpi | 1/01/2004 01:13:00 AM ]

happie new year!!!wahaha.hiakhiak.new blog. new template. new year.new month.new class.new new.new undies.new thingies.

[ sharrpi | 1/01/2004 12:55:00 AM ]

wahaha.

[ sharrpi | 1/01/2004 12:50:00 AM ]